small dirty bathtub: imagine coming home to garrus vakarian—who greets you at the door with...

spicyshimmy:

imagine coming home to garrus vakarian—who greets you at the door with a rubber round straight to the chest. you mark off the change to your score—garrus is still in the lead—and laugh together, his like steel sparks, and it feels right.

imagine coming home to kaidan alenko, a sweater tossed…

sinvraal: Further adventures in getting over my headblock on drawing the characters I’ve put so much writing effort into. That great athlete body photo post went by again, so I scooped them and gave it a go. I wanted a more athletic body for my Shepard, someone who looks like she can run around in power armor all day shoulder-charging Cerberus mooks. I didn’t get into any scars on this one, though. Sort of poking the body image hornet’s nest… but I still feel better today than I have in a week or two, and I’m reasonably happy with this. So woo, take that, asshole insecurities. High-res

sinvraal:

Further adventures in getting over my headblock on drawing the characters I’ve put so much writing effort into. That great athlete body photo post went by again, so I scooped them and gave it a go. I wanted a more athletic body for my Shepard, someone who looks like she can run around in power armor all day shoulder-charging Cerberus mooks. I didn’t get into any scars on this one, though.

Sort of poking the body image hornet’s nest… but I still feel better today than I have in a week or two, and I’m reasonably happy with this. So woo, take that, asshole insecurities.

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THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

the-reapers:

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release-the-krogan:

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MASS EFFECT 1 & 2 ARE ON SALE FOR $10 ON STEAM

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YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO GET ON THAT 

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I…… Was not expecting this amount of reblogging

This proves you should get it if you haven’t already.

bought alL MY FRIENDS THIS. THEY’RE GONNNA HATEM E WHEN THEY GET TO THREE

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COSMOS MAGAZINE LOVE TIPS: LOOKING TO DATE…

spicyshimmy:

…A VANGUARD? Get that motherfucker in your sights and charge. The harder you hit, the harder they fall. If you steal them as a love target from a rival, even better. You’ll have knocking shit over in common, and together, you’ll be seeing stars. Finesse isn’t necessary, just horsepower. 

…A SOLDIER? Order them around like you’re a hardass TO who won’t take any back-talk, rookie. When you ask ‘em to give you twenty and they say ‘twenty what,’ that’s when you’re in. Even better: show up for your first date in uniform and be sure to insist on plenty of protocol…in bed.

…AN INFILTRATOR? Start well in advance and prepare for the long game, laying the seeds of seduction over the period of years. Eventually, when they least expect it, hack their home security system and wait for them with a bottle of Serrice’s best. (Bonus: Disconnect their omni-tools to avoid anyone calling C-Sec!)

…AN ADEPT? Manipulate the mass effect fields around their erogenous zones while in public. Pretend it’s not you. Pick the perfect timing—like when you’re finally being introduced to the family, or during a romantic screening of the latest Xeno-rated Blasto movie. They’ll never be able to resist your raw brain power and shameless display of subtle biotics. 

…COMMANDER SHEPARD? Bring lots of tissues. Chances are, you’re going to need them.